文摘：谈谈我回中国的逆向文化震惊

但是，你还没有看到，许多“同胞”写出来的东西，都是白字连篇，还要拿到51.ca上给网友们显眼，真是糟蹋了网友们的精力、污染了网友们的眼帘，害得别人还得猜到底什么意思，原来应该是哪个词。 这种该称之为什么呢？“假中国人”？ 最初由 贾老板 发布： 说话夹洋文，有人说这是语言还没学好的表现。一次碰到一号称搞“投资”的家伙，成了洋文夹英文，搞笑。 更难受的是写字夹洋文，记得rolia上有一个写手，十个中文字有一英文词，真得很可怕。

看了这篇文章及帖子，颇有感触，想谈点关于是“海归”还是“海留”的个人看法。 如今的世界，全球化的趋势不见减弱，多样化的文化更显得弥足珍贵。因此萝卜、白菜，各有所爱。有人选择北美，义无反顾；有人呆在国内，不为出国所动；有人出国、回归，再出、再归，适得其所；也有人举棋不定，两头奔波，或苦酒独饮，暗自神伤，或孤芳自赏，乐在其中。 当然，除了个人意志取向之外，还是有一些相对客观的因素的。根据本人的观察，适于海归者，需要具备几个条件：势、财、胆、识、运。这几个字按顺序重要性递减。一谈势，指人势，包括在国内的一切人力资源，官、商、警、匪（这几个字的重要性也按顺序递减），各色各道的人都算。官、商、警、匪呈上下线关系。为官重在位高、有实权、善于纵向横向联系；经商重在摊子大、资金足、与上下线紧密联系；为警重在地利、人利，与下线联系特别紧要；为匪，重在够黑、够狠、与上线联系尤为重要。谈到人，必论亲疏，以嫡亲、好友、伙帮、熟人为序重要性依次递减。由此可知你的人势大小。二谈财，当然指钱财，越多越好，因为财大气粗，可以弥补人势之不足。三谈胆，指人的胆量、性格、价值观与人生观，总之看你是哪一号的人。以胆大心细、外柔内刚、工于心计、善于伪饰、能吃能喝、五毒俱全、信奉成王败寇的规律为最佳。因此，大多数“女海龟”可能要出局。值得特别注意的是，胆的优势可大大地弥补势与财的不足，因而铤而走险者成功的不少。至于识（学识及与世界接轨的能力）、运（时机与纯粹的运气），这二者位居最后，不谈也罢。如果这五者有其前三，可归也；五者皆全，不归就是傻瓜啦。如果只具备后二者，就要靠机会多一点了。也许有人说，未免看法太偏激，其实非也，因为现在是转型期，自然是这样的啦。等很多次序都理顺了，与国际接轨了，那时情况就不同了，那时也不需要做这样的对比啦。 相比之下，选择海留者，要具备的条件也是那五个字，不过顺序不同而已，依次是识、运、胆、势、财。当然人势指的是在国外的人力资源。就不做详细分析了。 因此，读者诸君，各取所需，各展所长吧。这个世界远不是一个完美的世界，找不到Utopia（抱歉，忍不住夹了一个英文字）的啦！

说话夹洋文，有人说这是语言还没学好的表现。一次碰到一号称搞“投资”的家伙，成了洋文夹英文，搞笑。 更难受的是写字夹洋文，记得rolia上有一个写手，十个中文字有一英文词，真得很可怕。

老夫也在北美多年，也经常往返中美两地，没有觉得有这么多的差异啊？其实到处的人们都在为生活而奔忙，工作和娱乐本是不可少的两部分，你能够承受多高强度的工作和你自身的能力有直接的关系，说白了，行就行，不行就不行，而且职业的不同对于人自身来说不存在太多的生理差异，都是自己多作怪，老夫回想当年从Entry-leverl开始，到senior management的变迁，作为非北美土生唐人来说，很难再有突破，通常的选择就是转移，在瓶颈晃悠，至于在北美有几个master的学历也不出奇，老夫都有两个。年薪的差异也不会改变人的生理结构，不至于令人望而却步。其实，唐人除了读个engineering,MBA,computer science之外，有几个是从事律师或者是行医的？更不用说从政！这才是真正的文化和能力的差距！所以才有这么多的海龟！如果从中国现在的经济结构来分析，大前提是一切都要考虑低廉的成本，海龟本身对于中国的经济就是某种奢侈品，除了降低自身的价钱，根本没有出路！唐人们真正的出路是要脚踏实地，扎扎实实地在任何一个地方开创自己的一片天空！谢谢！

呵呵,海归真的与众不同吗? 我觉得有些人在外面待了几年就找不到北了. 吃了点洋垃圾就能改变中国优秀文化对你的教育吗?不适应中国?中国不好?呵呵,那你们不是中国人啊? 哎,我觉得就是那些人把自己的利益看得太重,考虑一下国家和民族感情好不好?狗不嫌家贫.吃了多点麦当劳,就了不起了. 毛病!!!

2 years ago, I went back China for 2 weeks. I stayed at my parent's apartment, which was occupied by my aunt (she told my parent her neighbour cursed her so she moved in my parent's apartment and used it for free until today. At the same time, she rented her apartment out). Only 20 minutes after arriving my parent's apartment, I made a phone call to a friend, who I haven't met for 8 years. I invited her for a dinner. Then my aunt told my cousin (my cousin let me know) 'She thought she go abroad so she could show off... She forgot who she was...' I was so upset, I thought I had right to invited a friend for dinner. During my time in my hometown, my aunt mentioned several time that her daughter, my cousin wanted a set of binoculars, I didn't understood what her meaning at the beginning, my friends told me that she wanted me to buy it. But I already bought camera for her daughter. The last but not the lease, my mom had a little pot, she cut the handle and put food in it for me. I asked her to give me a bowl, she laughed at me until she sat on the ground, she asked me what's I'm using, I told her it was a pot... then she told me, 'YOUR MOM's bowls were all broken (my mom said she broke them), only one left and I'm using it...'. She kept on laughing at me until her daughter told her, 'Ma, don't laugh again-- you'll break your belly...' After 3 years, I still remember her face and her laugh. I have no idea how to survive in a circumstance like this in China.

I have been living in USA and Canada for 20 years. I am not a 海归. I am a businessman and I need to fly back and forward to China from North America every year, and I have the same experiences and feelings. But I think that those are very interesting experiences for my life and I love it!