表演型人格的日常:奥斯卡欠我一个影帝
最近,豆瓣上有个#我擅长给自己加戏#的话题很火。
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小编看过网友的评论之后,泪牛满面:原来我不是一个人!
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我们这些“擅长给自己加戏”的人有什么特点呢?
总觉得自己走在聚光灯下……
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摄像机正拍着呢,要时刻保持优雅~
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全世界都在关注我,所以要时刻注意自己的偶像光环~
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我就是自带光环的主角!
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我们的内心戏丰富到让专业编剧导演都惭愧~
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虽然还没中奖,但我已经想好500万怎么花了~
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虽然还不知道你叫什么名字,我已经想好我们的孩子要叫什么了……
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在我的戏里,导演是我,编剧是我,主演是我……
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颁奖嘉宾,还是我~
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而且,我们演戏的时候,还自带BGM哦……
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雪花飘飘北风萧萧……
还有,特效也是必须的~
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我们内心的小剧场(视频)全年无休。
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走在路上就是一出生死别离的大戏。
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等个红绿灯的功夫,已经开始了逃亡生涯……
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过个马路,脑子里已经构思出了一场霸道总裁爱上我的狗血剧~
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绿灯亮了,斑马线就是我的T台~
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坐地铁的时间我已经与所爱之人过完了一生;
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走出地铁站,我已经谈完了一笔3亿的单子~
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会不自觉开始对话……
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看着球场,我已经表演了一场绝杀;
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所有的东西都可以成为我的道具~
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我做饭就是一场美食直播;
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吃个馍馍都能眼含热泪;
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洗澡能洗两个小时……
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刷牙又来一出虐恋大剧……
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洗脸换成演鬼片……
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照镜子的时候……深深地被自己的美貌征服……
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睡觉前的十分钟更是黄金时间,各种玛丽苏大戏轮番上演,琼瑶阿姨看到了都要流泪……
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睡着之后……更是做梦的好时机啊!
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所谓人生如戏,全靠演技;
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心有多大,舞台就有多大。
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所以,怎么能说我是为自己加戏呢?我站那儿就是一出戏啊!
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真要为我们下定义的话,那选择性可就多了。
下面是不完全列举……
人来疯;
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蛇精病;
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精分;
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表演型人格……
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我们的上述特质一般会通过丰富的表情表现出来……
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你们看到的只是表情包,而我已经演完了一部连续剧~
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感觉奥斯卡欠我一个“平民影帝”的奖杯~
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我就是天生的演员啊!低调了这么多年,我决定出道了!记得去为我投票~
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