两广人民祭祖有多夸张翻山越岭下海渡河
今年清明大家都去扫墓/祭祖了吗?
上天入地下海,翻山越岭荒野寻宗,一款独属两广人民的硬核祭祖,又名清明限定铁人三项,火上了热搜哈哈哈哈。
看前:不理解,扫个墓而已说的这么夸张。
看后:对!不!起!理解了!真的很夸张!
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随机抽选两广的朋友来分享,这真的是真的吗??
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两广人民祭祖有多夸张
▼有多夸张?每年找太公可是保留节目:
太公在哪?没拜错吧??
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据两广的朋友介绍:每年找太公是因为祖先在深山上的墓地已经被杂草树木淹没得无影无踪,导致祭祖只有三条路:山路水路和没路开路。
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而没路开路主打一个不确定:
“这边上去?”
“我记得前面有棵树啊?”
问题是树有好多!!!
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▼所以这时候就需要大家各显神通。
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▼当然现在有的家族已经不用传统方式找太公了,变成用电子罗盘啊北斗导航啊来定位。
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▼找阿公,我们有自己的GPS。
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▼以及,万一导航导不到阿公,也是很正常的事。
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▼总之各种方法能用上的都用上,下一年准确率能提升60%(大概。
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▼就是路上有点难绷:太公,时代变了,现在上山都有减速带,颜色鲜艳得令人发慌。
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▼所以当大家都震惊质疑真的假的??两广人民纷纷出来辟个谣:这不是段子,是纪录片。
《荒野求生之太公你在哪》《太公说你别找不到我》系列
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▼谁懂啊迟迟不敢相信要爬这座山祭祖。
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▼还没有安全绳!!老爸安慰了又好像没安慰:爬上去见太公,掉下来见太公,总之都能见太公,没事。
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▼鞋子都觉得夸张:我先走一步哈。咋办,树枝捆上继续找太公,心意很到位了。
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▼经历困难险阻,终于能给祖宗摆上西餐尝尝。
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▼不知道太公喝不喝得习惯。
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▼今年还是犯了去年的错?不要紧,太公都习惯了。
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▼再给太公看看现在最新的顶流咯。
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▼来都来了,那就搞个露营吧。
主线任务是祭祖。支线任务是露营是吧?
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▼顺利祭祖后,又得面临下山的情况,这不得留念一张:《兄弟,刚和太公告别》
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懂了吧,两广地区下山,可以是30min也可以是30s。
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会不会扫错坟祭错祖?
有网友很担心,我天这么错综复杂的山路,会不会有人扫错坟啊?
放心吧,那肯定会扫错坟啊!!
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▼扫错是小问题了,因为有人还能连续几年扫错……
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▼你们知道,拜错8年坟的心情是怎样的吗...
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▼逼的对方放告示牌:求别扫这个了哥。
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▼刚刚那批是假的,我们才是真的,不要保佑错了
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▼这个蛮有实力的哈哈哈哈,为了防止别人扫错,直接搞了个梯子婉拒攀爬。
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当然也有松弛感的祭祖心态,没找到?拜错了?老祖宗眼神好,出来活动一下🙏🏻
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相信也有幽默感的祖宗:扫错了?就当抽中再来一瓶咯
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